When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are really pointless.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Velcro. What a rip off!