How do you tell the difference  between
a Canadian Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an  American Police Officer?


 
QUESTION:

You're on duty by yourself  walking on a deserted street late at night.
      Suddenly, an armed man with a  huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams  obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.
 
You are carrying a Glock 40 and  you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react  before he reaches you.

What do you do?

ANSWER:

      CANADIAN  POLICE OFFICER:
  
Firstly the officer must  consider the man's Human Rights.  (they forgot: Is this really a  knife or a ceremonial dagger?)

1) Does the man look poor or  oppressed?
  2) Is  he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the  law? 
  3) Have  I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to  attack?
  4) Am I  dressed provocatively?
  5)  Could I run away?
  6)  Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his  hand?
  7)  Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong  doings?
  8) Does  the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
  9) Why  am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send  to society?
  10)  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound  me?
  11) If  I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill  me?
  12) If  I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls  over, knocks his head and kills himself? .
   13) If  I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case,
does he have  the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of  my family home?
 
AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER:

BANG!

 
AMERICAN POLICE  OFFICER:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'...
Reload...BANG! BANG!  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG!
(Sergeant arrives at scene later  and remarks: 'Nice grouping!').