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"My promise to my children"
As long as I live – I am your Parent 1st – your Friend 2nd.
I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane,
be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU!
When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult.
You will NEVER find someone who loves, cares, & worries about you more than I do!
If you don't hate me once in your life – I am not doing my job properly.